{"id":164,"date":"2012-04-20T04:29:18","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T04:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/?p=164"},"modified":"2012-07-16T05:18:36","modified_gmt":"2012-07-16T05:18:36","slug":"all-white-girls-want-to-make-sex-with-chocolate-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;All white girls want to make sex with chocolate boy&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"There was a man who wanted me to look at his factory. Like all the other men wanting to sell me things, I said 'No thank you. I'm busy.'\r\n\r\nThen he said 'I can give you free Chai'. This is when I realised that I'm a sucker for their free delicious tea and am thus a very cheap date in India.\r\n\r\nSo into his factory I go and it turns out that he didn't actually want to sell me anything. I think he just appreciated being\u00a0acknowledged\u00a0by a foreigner and simply wanted a chat. I was in no rush and so <a href=\"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/?p=164\" class=\"more-link\">Read more [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a man who wanted me to look at his factory. Like all the other men wanting to sell me things, I said &#8216;No thank you. I&#8217;m busy.&#8217; Then he said &#8216;I can give you free Chai&#8217;. This is &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/?p=164\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,42,18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":209,"href":"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions\/209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.luana-smith.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}